dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol

me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

Ashton: *sings*

*birds sing along*

*flowers sprout up from the earth*

*healthy puppies are born*

*children laugh*

*Obama cries tears of joy*

Ashton: lol sorry i suck


"John Lennon Syndrome"

A white guy who preaches peace/love/good gender politics but is an abusive asshole to the people he is close to and does not uphold those values in his personal life.

(via howdoyoutakeoff)